“We definitely didn’t go to school”: the most illiterate and stupid Russian stars

Celebrities often appear on big TV screens not only because of their talents and skills. Cunning journalists and paparazzi are always on the lookout for “tasty” news, which is why they strive to catch a public person in an awkward or even stupid situation. And the stars themselves, to be honest, do not always shine with intelligence, allowing themselves to say absurd and ridiculous things directly to the cameramen. Moreover, they reinforce the “pearls” with absolutely unscrupulous, infantile or shocking behavior. Interestingly, for some celebrities, shocking and stupid antics are the only way to stay afloat. So to speak, “bad advertising is also advertising.”

Let's see which 10 celebrities managed to appear in the tabloids thanks to their stupid phrases and actions.

Christina Aguilera

An innocent face and an incredibly beautiful voice - in the past, this set was enough for Christina to gather stadiums of fans of her work. But the younger and no less talented generation is persistently nipping at its heels, so Aguilera must promote herself in every conceivable and inconceivable way. Well, basic lack of education and immaturity will play into her hands. In one of the talk shows, the singer was sincerely interested in where the annual Cannes Film Festival would be held this time. Moreover, despite the lack of a prompt response from the presenter, the girl insisted on receiving an answer, without even allowing herself to think a little. Perhaps she’s just overworked, or maybe she sincerely considers the “Cannes Festival” a proper name.

“We definitely didn’t go to school”: the most illiterate and stupid Russian stars

Literacy is considered to be an indicator of intelligence and erudition. But even the most educated people are not immune to grammatical errors. True, the heroes of my today’s selection are clearly not one of them. The mistakes they made border on the level of the fifth grade of a secondary school, and meanwhile, their opuses on social networks are read by millions of people who are “hurt” by their universal stupidity and illiteracy.

It turned out that Russian stars do not pay any attention to the grammar and punctuation of what they write on social networks and voice in their interviews. And, if occasional mistakes and typos can be forgiven, illiteracy that is repeated time after time certainly cannot be ignored. This is especially noticeable when you read the “pearls” of some very famous person. I don’t know about you, but my respect for such individuals immediately decreases. Today I want to talk about the stupidest and most illiterate stars of Russian show business, who should be sitting back at school again.

Elena Vaenga

Fans often criticize Elena for the grammatical errors she makes in her posts. Sometimes it gets to the point of absurdity. Vaenga once asked her followers, “Are there anyone among them who goes to church?” The artist wrote this word with the letter “I”, without even realizing the resonance her mistake would cause in society. But the indignation of Elena’s subscribers did not end there. In order to be convinced of her illiteracy, it is enough to read a couple of posts, and everything will immediately become clear. Only lazy people didn’t criticize Vaenga. She makes dozens of unforgivable mistakes, which even small children are well aware of. Thus, in the artist’s messages the following word forms often appear: “knam”, “instead”.

In addition, a characteristic feature of Vaenga’s posts is the complete absence of punctuation marks, which Elena, apparently, deliberately ignores. But the artist uses a lot of exclamation and question marks in every sentence. What does it mean?

Dima Bilan

The singer openly talks about his illiteracy, saying that he is struggling to control himself. It is curious that in this particular case, Bilan’s low level of intellectual abilities was confirmed by research by scientists from the Russian Academy of Sciences, who determined the IQ of Russian stars. It was Dima who found himself in first place among the most dim-witted Russian pop stars.

Philip Kirkorov

Despite the fact that the performer of the hits “Cruel Love”, “My Only One”, “Just Give”, “A Little Pity”, “Diva”, etc. was born in Bulgaria, the singer claims that he graduated from a Moscow school with a “golden” " medal. It’s hard to believe this, because there are a huge number of ridiculous mistakes in Filin’s posts on the Internet. I have great doubts about getting an A in Russian. In particular, Kirkorov's punctuation is very poor. There are no punctuation marks at all in Kirkorov's posts. In this case, there is a complete absence of commas and periods, not to mention quotation marks and colons.

In addition, Philip does not use capital letters in his posts. Even when it comes to proper names. Apparently, this is not a royal matter. Often in his posts “Miami” appears together with “Miami”, or “wedding” instead of “wedding”. It's a pity that Kirkorov doesn't know such basic things.

Olga Buzova

In this case, Olga’s illiteracy is confirmed by absolutely everything: the posts she wrote on the pages of her microblog, and public statements that testify to her shallow mind. Monstrous style of speech, illogical word order and total grammatical neglect have long become Buzova’s “trick”. Time after time, Buzova never tires of revealing her “pearls,” which immediately become the subject of discussion among the general public. Just look at the phrase “I would like to live IN Manchester”, “I’ll call a friend now so you can take my word for it”, “stop twisting our heads”.

One can talk endlessly about Olga Buzova’s statements. True, Olga herself considers herself a very educated and erudite girl, who simply has a lot of envious people.

Evgeni Plushenko

It is quite possible that in the case of professional athletes, literacy is not so important, but not knowing basic things is, to say the least, shameful. Moreover, if Evgeniy writes his posts designed for a huge audience. In this case, illiteracy is an elementary disrespect for those who will read his works. In the posts of the Olympic champion you can often find the word “sportsman”. Apparently, it is useless to ask him from what root it came. The answer will probably be “sports.”

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Kim Kardashian and her husband Kanye West

The star couple never ceases to amaze journalists with their lack of education and the absurdity of their spoken phrases. Sometimes it seems that the couple decided to have a race to see who can reveal the “pearls” for the public in the most sophisticated and stupid way. Kim already has her own children, while her horizons are stuck at the school level. And what about her touching arguments like “I’m Armenian, so I depend on laser hair removal like I depend on air, water and fun.” It sounds like fun, but the person seriously thinks so. Kanye’s powerful metaphors completely finished off the audience, because the singer managed to list Michelangelo, Picasso and even the Egyptian pyramids among his main competitors.

George W. Bush

It would seem that the head of state has no right to indulge in public nonsense, if only because his texts are written by a specially trained staff of philologists, linguists and speakers. Nevertheless, the would-be politician constantly amazed the electorate with nonsense and the inconsistency of his words and actions. For example, he once publicly stated that he was thinking about how to harm America along with the rest of the world. And similar phrases were often mentioned at random by government officials. But his head was not damaged in professional sports, as was the case with the mayor of Kyiv Klitschko.

Megan Fox

Many viewers ask themselves the question of how such a stupid, childish girl can even act in a serious movie. Is the entire film crew ready to endure her stupidity for her surgically made body and pretty face? The inability to keep one's mouth shut has played a bad joke on Megan more than once. For example, because of offensive phrases about the head of the Transformers project, she did not receive the coveted leading role in the sequels of the saga. In the interview, the actress also managed to tell the funniest stories from her biography: she would tell how food from a man’s mouth got into her body, she would talk about the difficulty of filming against the backdrop of critical days, or she would compare journalists with writers.

Nicki Minaj

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The sexy and outrageous singer does not look like a smart girl. Of course, appearances can often be deceiving, but not in this case. In 2012, an American TV channel refused to air a new video by a hip-hop artist. The fact is that, besides the crude title “Stupid Hoe,” the video contained many explicit scenes.

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But that's nothing! Nicki once came up with such a stupid idea that it puzzled TV presenter Ellen Degneneres. In her program she said the following: “I want a cute, fat baby. Not now, but someday. And if he’s not plump, then I don’t need him.”

Brooke Shields

The star of “The Blue Lagoon” in the role of a young beautiful maiden could afford a slight naivety and limited knowledge. But now Shields is already a noble lady, the mother of a family with vast experience behind her, so she must understand the nuances of communicating with the press. However, the actress was more than once caught playing on words, when she absolutely did not put meaning into the construction of phrases. What is it worth: “if you are killed, then you have already lost part of your life.” Thank you, Captain Obvious! The actress’s speech was happily adapted by fans into memes – if you can’t understand the essence, then at least you can have fun.

David Arquette

It would seem that the star of “Friends” Courteney Cox should have chosen an intelligent and reasonable man as her husband, but this can hardly be said about Arket. The actor is so preoccupied with participating in Hollywood projects that he did not bother to build a speech channel. David’s philosophizing on the theme of the divine amuses fans from the heart, because only a very stupid and uneducated person can compare God with a pulsating energy vibrator. Perhaps David even sincerely believes in heavenly powers, but we doubt that it is the waves of the “heavenly vibrator” that show him the way.

Ksenia Sobchak

Probably, many will consider it a mistake to see the failed president of Russia in our rating of pseudo-fools, because unlike her neighbors, Ksenia makes full use of the image of a smart lady with glasses. However, this opinion is held only by followers of the ideas of Lena Miro, who openly called Sobchak stupid, ugly and unwanted, and everyone else, as usual, repeats that Ksyusha has such an image.

Ksenia Sobchak

Jessica Simpson Western stars are no different from their Russian colleagues, and the top pseudo-fool is the Hollywood beauty Jessica Simson. The singer's doll-like appearance and age-inappropriate behavior, more suitable for a teenage girl, have become an inseparable part of the image of Jessica, who, of course, is not as stupid as she wants to seem. Having finished her musical career, the mother of three children was able to turn her life into a show and make good money from it.

Jessica Simpson

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Unfortunately, Arnold decided to sit on as many as three chairs, but in fact he comfortably occupied only one. The man filled the niche of sports with great success - the younger generation still admires his pile of biceps. But other areas have fallen into disrepair - the Terminator's acting is actually worthless (as colleagues on the set say), and in politics the governor is not far behind, as he has more than once been a laughing stock for the public. For example, one day Arnie, with a face like a sage, told the press about the possibility of homosexual marriage between a woman and a man.

Britney Spears

The singer, famous in the 90s, literally “went off the rails” after depression, litigation for children, an unsuccessful marriage and drug use. Aged and rather “worn out,” Britney no longer suits the image of a young charmer with naive, kind eyes and childishly sweet lyrics. The singer acts like a clown in public and doesn't seem to be embarrassed about it one bit. Spears sincerely believes that Japan is located in Africa, and that the population of the country can only eat fish products.

Shia LaBeouf

"I'm not famous anymore"

The situation with Shaya is beyond confusing. He was included in the list of "Dumbest Celebrities", but many defend the actor, claiming that he has a creative crisis and is self-deprecating. But can an intelligent person allow himself to behave so disgustingly - pestering ordinary people with stupid conversations, putting a bag over his head during a public event, beating up a friend in front of onlookers and expediently ruining his life? We hope that the cute boy from Transformers will return to us and not repeat the sad fate of Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan.

Vitaliy Klichko

Unfortunately, the mayor of the capital does nothing but disgrace her publicly on the world stage. Sometimes it seems that this is the only reason why the world’s rulers threw out the “funny puppet” for people to see, because behind jokes and jokes the economic chaos and the realities of life in the country are less noticeable. It’s even pointless to give examples of Vitaly’s quotes, because thematic dictionaries can easily be formed from them. Young people continue to laugh out loud and prepare fresh videos with “pearls” from the politician. Of course, one cannot help but sincerely feel sorry for the professional boxer, because his head and nervous system as a whole have suffered greatly over the years of critical stress.

Mariah Carey

In addition to her eccentric character and obscenely plump figure, Mariah managed to be remembered as a stupid woman. Once in an interview, the singer raised the topic of excess weight and stated that she dreams of being like starving children, but preferably without death and painful torment. How I would like at this moment to see the face of an African child who has not held a bowl of food in his hands for several days. And Carey, drowning in her own bodies, continues to luxuriate in silks and cars, without even thinking about thinking about what she said.

Sometimes black PR plays an excellent role, so the stupidest celebrities by people's standards most often remain in the news. Perhaps this is due to the fact that it is pleasant for an ordinary person to feel superior in some way over a rich and famous person.

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Timati

This rap artist has exactly as many fans as anti-fans. Timur Janusov has a repulsive appearance, thanks to the abundance of tattoos and thick facial hair. In addition to the fact that Timati tries to imitate foreign stars, he is known as a corrupt person who is ready to do anything for money. Just remember his video “Moscow”, which managed to collect a million dislikes in just a few days. In addition, the artist’s reputation was damaged by former members of the Black Star label, who speak with hostility about Timati.

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